Another round of potions on me
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Caught in a rather good romance
It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D
…that is exactly what it sounds like
it sounds exactly like somebody is trying to sell you potions i
Caught in a rather good romance
It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D
…that is exactly what it sounds like
Assessing Mummy Characters
- Delightful Himbo

- Stares at you on the subway

- A literal goddess

- Incel

- Creepy and possessive. Has never gone down on a woman.

- Talks a big game. Just good enough you come back. Does his best though.

- Neither of these men have ever found the clit.

- Bullies you into submission. Doesn’t reciprocate.

- Thinks he’s kinky because he spanked a girl once. Wants you to call him daddy.

- Daddy.

“Medical professional having to deal with an unruly patient trying to take off their mask”
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Banner Sora is the cutest thing, so I did my best to isolate him. Enjoy!
for what purpose
The hilarious part is that the mind flayers don’t even get to control the rats afterwards. Cranium rats’ whole deal is telepathically linking up into a super-intelligent hive mind, and while each individual rat still has the stat block of an ordinary rat, the gestalt as a whole is capable of having class levels. So now you’ve got a swarm of rats that is collectively a 20th level wizard, has a higher Intelligence score than you do, and is both willing and able to cast meteor swarm on your tentacled ass if they think you’re disrespecting them. How well did that work out for you, pal?
hey does this mean someone could play as a swarm of cranium rats in a trench coat?
I know somebody who actually did play a cranium rat swarm barbarian in an ongoing campaign several years back. I’m about 90% convinced they created that character purely as an excuse to shout “RAT RAGE”.
I had a player once play a swarm of cranium rats as, indeed, a wizard. they were incredibly egotistical and wore a full sized wizard cape over the whole swarm. on top of the tiny ones each rat wore. i will always love Lord Rodentius Squeakeasy
I had a dream last night that there was a new meme going around but I'm not gonna say what it was because i know how to mind my own business
plz say, it'll be funny
please we must execute your dream's commands and make it reality











